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You may be aware of Maurice Sagoff’s “Shrinklit” rendering:

Monster Grendel’s tastes are plainish.

Breakfast? Just a couple Danish.

King of Danes is frantic, very.

Wait! Here comes the Malmö ferry

Bringing Beowulf, his neighbor,

Mighty swinger with a saber!

Hrothgar’s warriors hail the Swede,

Knocking back a lot of mead;

Then, when night engulfs the Hall

And the Monster makes his call,

Beowulf, with body-slam

Wrenches off his arm, Shazam!

Monster’s mother finds him slain,

Grabs and eats another Dane!

Down her lair our hero jumps,

Gives old Grendel’s dam her lumps.

Later on, as king of Geats

He performed prodigious feats

Till he met a foe too tough

(Non-Beodegradable stuff)

And that scaly-armored dragon

Scooped him up and fixed his wagon.

Sorrow-stricken, half the nation

Flocked to Beowulf’s cremation;

Round his pyre, with drums a-muffle

Did a Nordic soft-shoe shuffle.

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